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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

True chaotic evil.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

[–] Overspark@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I guess I'm lawful evil lol

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you look at it, it's lawful good.

But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No, I'm twist'n'tucking in the bread box.

[–] luckystarr@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

[–] 0range@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Freezer that ish

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don't really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.

There's really no argument here.

[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Chaotic neutral for the win.

[–] toadjones79@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I tuck. I have found that it is the most reliable for keeping it from drying. Mostly j noticed this with bags of chips. Then I adapted that to bread.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

How about chaotic chaotic? I do four of these randomly.

[–] b34k@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.

Where would those fall?

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[–] dukepontus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well for me it's the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.

Why the twist-tie wasn't listed is beyond me since I've never seen a store that didn't have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.

Also, bottle hack? I honestly have no idea what that's about.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Guess I'm lawful neutral because I rarely lose the bag clip. I will use a clip when that happens.

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