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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At least 14 hours of 4chan per day.

[–] reka@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How can you have a healthy life without dosing yourself heavily with misanthropy, a misplaced sense of elitism and cultural references which alienate you from people in real life

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe its annon's job?

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I would love to try to do a 100% healthy lifestyle, but then I would have no free time for hobbies and socializing.

There's too little fucking time to do everything and yet I have it a lot more than average people.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Hobbies and socializing are a huge part of a 100% healthy lifestyle

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Doesn't have to be 100% and definitely doesn't have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 43 points 2 years ago

Right and presumably you need to be a trust fund kid and never actually have to go to work?

Well so what's new porn got to do with literally anything?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Be independently wealthy so you can don't have a job that gets in the way

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget interaction with people and hugs and stuff

[–] r128@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

anon has not seen another soul in years

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 14 points 2 years ago

big missing aspect is boredom, free time. We need awake downtime to process and think, it is a major thing missing and why so many feel burnt out

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 years ago

Sorry anon reading is a night activity you are killing your gains by doing heavy reading in the morning.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now try getting a girlfriend

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anon wants to cut toxic shit out of his life.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sazey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

oh please, don't pretend the gays have it any easier.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They seem to have an easier time not making generalized jokes on how having a partner is toxic, painful, a loss of freedom,...

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You obviously hang out with very different gays than me in that case because exaggerated (mostly) playful whining about the other half seems to stretch across sexualities, cultures and time even.

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

With that 'stache he turned into Friedreich Engles lmao

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Water milk and coffee for breakfast? That sounds awful. And I like coffee.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Green leafy vegetables

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sun exposure is impossible, i live in sweden

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What, the summer was fantastic!

A shame it rained that day though 🥲

[–] reka@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Meditation, journaling, goal setting.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The hardest part of all: don't be insufferable.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Just get off 4chan