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[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Just fabulous soldiers.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

After the gay frogs, we now have the gay super soldiers! When they spot the enemy, they'll break out in an flashy dance to distract them so it's easier to shoot them!