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Insider trading to make his masters get even richer and give them control of the country. Dissolve public institutions, then tank the economy so billionaires can buy up everything at an insane discount.
Turn that baby upsidedown!
Well, that'll happen if you sniff too much glue
Too bad it's all imaginary. yet somehow despite being imaginary it has real consequence.
Silly lemming, consequences are for poors!
Your bank balance is imaginary too
Shhh, don't tell the wife.
I purposefully pulled my entire 401k to try to keep the train rolling.
I just got done reading a post about 40k (Warhammer) and got sad that you had to pull your entire army off the field.
I mean I guess pulling your 401k is a sign of impending doom too.
It's settled I'm moving my 401k over to 40k it's a better long term investment
Typical Yanks having to make their versions of stuff even bigger.
Love the commitment to the cause
Make America checks notes Poor Again!
Do you guys feel like you have more money now than four years ago?
🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶
Guess that tune y’all
Old Town Road
Afternoon Delight
I forgot what meme I was looking at and how obvious this was lol, I thought I was so clever for reading it that way the first time.
🎶 The Dow Jones just fell down to zero
🎵 And it's gonna be a fine, swell day
Everything's gonna fall down to the ground and turn grey!
That looks an awful lot like a pandemic mini crash. If you invest in ETF right now, you'll make shit loads of money out of thin air next year.
Not sure if serious. Recession is almost certain, and the only fiscal "stimulus" that's likely to come is tax cuts. Will probably turn into a depression. But even the Great Depression had a huge amount of fiscal stimulus and progressive reforms to help get out of it. Not to mention, the crashing of the economy appears to be purposeful:
Pretty serious. Recessions affect different layers of the economy at different times. First markets crash, but your income and job security stays the same. Then markets plateau, but workers start losing jobs. Finally, markets start to grow again, but you're still living under the bridge.
If you're not a billionaire, this is the best time to invest - you still have a job, but markets are going down rapidly. You won't have cash later on.
Honestly, let it all fall. I'm only just about to start investing, this just looks like the best buy opportunity of my life.
I usually hate political memes but this is too funny to watch