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Heathrow isn’t crowded, it’s travellers walking on the wrong side, boss says
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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Dear all of of the United Kingdom:
You do not get to make jokes about imperial vs metric measurements while still clinging to MPH nation wide. The rest of the world thinks you're fucking stupid.
Further, the majority of the world walks and drives on the right. Figure it out.
Finally the 2nd floor of a building is floor 2. Not floor 1. This is not even up for debate, nobody agrees with the UK on this absurdity.
This has been a public service announcement.
You walk so you are able to see oncoming traffic.
If in doubt, just walk towards the light 😉
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