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When you try to spread cold butter on toast (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JBPinkle@bookwyr.me 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My wife finds my obsession with soft butter for toast to be a bit extreme, but I hate trying to spread it cold. I have "soften it in the microwave" down to a perfect science where it comes out soft but not melted.

[–] JohnnyMac@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Two words that will change your life: Kerry Gold + Butter Bell

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