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I would ask you to look it up.
Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.
I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn't imply that you are above average.
Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don't have a micropenis and are below average.
Homie, there is no swaying me.
Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.
Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.
Edit to add: doesn't matter if they do or not!
What's important is it not being fucking important!
Edit edit: I think that last line is one of coolest things I ever typed.
Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing
Oh, my bad.
Is there suddenly a large influx of small dicked people?
You tried, damn. People getting mad about dicks up in here
I'm not mad about dicks. I'm mad about misuse of statisdicks.
That's funny AF!
I'm using this comment to say I fucked up the meaning of "average".
Honestly I was just trying to make some Internet stranger smile.
This is wholesome even if you ended up making more internet strangers upset, it seems
Tis my plot in life....
And insist they don't body shame.
Anyone who acts like dicks of every size aren't inherently funny is not to be reasoned with.
Good point!