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Do y'all add various warm, aromatic spices to y'all's egg salad sandos?
Or is your French toast bland as hell and covered in mayo?
Curry egg salad is lovely.
Mayo is egg and oil, so yeah my french toast is kinda covered in it.
bread is flour and leavening agent, so yeah my dick is covered in bread
your french toast is not covered in mayo bc it has the ingredients of mayo. thats like the whole point of this post lmfao
Yes that’s the whole point. Beginning of the comment thread was implying that they have different ingredients, no spices in egg salad and no mayo in french toast. They have the same ingredients. Oil, egg, bread. Not sure what you’re trying to argue against or why you dipped your dick in flour.
it was a joke that i have a yeasty penis. its not mayo tho and that was the only point. and acting like bc it has the same ingredients its the same is pretty stupid. mayonnaise is a completely different experience and you know that
Again it's not mayo it has the ingredients of mayo. Having the same ingredients but being different is the whole point of the post.
we're saying the same shit