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Every year, I buy a farm share. My farmer gets his money for the year up front; he doesn't have to borrow from the bank and he doesn't have to worry about losing the farm if it's a bad harvest. He gets to focus on growing stuff.
In exchange, every week during the growing season, I get 3/4's of a bushel of just-picked vegetables. Some are rare heirloom varieties you generally don't see; some are items you don't see much of at all; and everything is fresh and lasts much longer than store-bought would've.
That's an awesome suggestion. How does one do this? Are there a national registry?
Agressive takeover. You come to a farm with a suitcase full of cash and threaten the farmer's kids and wife. You force him to take the money and when you leave, make sure to point a finger at him and say "I'll be back next year to buy another share. I own you now!"
"Those are some nice vegetables you got there. Truly would be a shame if someone snuck onto your field every night and took a perfect cartoon bite out of every single one..."
You are describing the eating habits of groundhogs. They destroy just to destroy. Other animals take a few butes on one plant at a time. But those giant rats just chop shit down and repeat. I leave wildlife alone in general, but the first time these assholes manage to bypass the garden defenses they are taken out.