Greentext

8534 readers

968 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

654

Anon does a drug bust (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

89 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 33 points 7 months ago (37 children)

As the father of a Minecraft-obsessed kid, this feels intended to fuel my dislike of Minecraft.

So did the movie. And all those obnoxious YouTubers.

Is that it? Is mojang just an elaborate put-on?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago (6 children)

nah dude Minecraft is great. sandbox game that allows creativity and problem solving and whatnot.

now, the microsoft-approved and promoted servers and ad content, fuck all that shit with bedrock. but basic Minecraft is great. just gotta get your kid onto basic java and away from bedrock where they serve you ads and shit

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get a mod with grappling hooks and hang gliders and tornados and bouncy shoes, awwwhhh yeahhhhh

[–] businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

slime sling my beloved!!!

slime sling and hang glider will forever be the greatest mobility option in modded minecraft

load more comments (4 replies)

load more comments (34 replies)