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I think it is far more likely that these are just rumors that people really like to spread. We want the people we don't like to have fucked up dicks, we we tell each other they do. But, yaknow, pics or it didn't happe
I don't know, I really know nothing of Epstein's personality, but Elon and Trump are clearly wildly insecure, and it's not their bank accounts making them that way.
I'm just saying - Trump and Elon and Epstine and Hitler all have fucked up dicks? These aren't just normal rich or powerful people - they are people who lots and lots of people hate.
And it seems weird that here on lemmy, home of "there is literally nothing you can do to get ahead in life, it is all chance and nepotism" would seem to also claim that the only thing which can seemingly reliably give you sufficient will to claim power is... insecurity about having a weird dick.
Thus, we are left with two possible conclusions:
It's just makes sense though, did you ever know anyone with a small or weird dick in high school? It just does something ugly to a personality. Truly, I love my dick and it has brought me a lot of pleasure and connection on many levels. I don't think I'd be a monster if I had a weird little one, but I could imagine a world where it would make me much less happy than I am today. Obviously, this is all anecdotal and means nothing to the larger picture, I'm just saying, I could see it.
Sure, it makes sense in that particular way. But statistically, it is very weird, which makes it fail my sniff test.
For sure! I like to push it because at the very least they're the type of people that would be affected by those types of rumors.