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What if those emails were planted so certain people can say "see, I wasn't diddling kids. It was just mutual, consensual queer adult orgies that i participated in."
Is there some way to verify the provenance of the emails or do we just have to trust people are being honest and factual?
Like, actually? Homeboy wasn't saying a literal blowjob. The tone reads "sucking up" which makes more sense because pre-2010 the facepainted chimo was fraternal buddies with the Clintons. I mean, MAYBE it was a literal blowjob and that's definitely funny but not likely.
No idea how you get ass kissing instead of literal blowjob from that. How would you even photograph sucking up?
Double entandre. They're from a generation that sees homosexuality as worse than child molestation. So if a 70 yr old child molester wants to crack a joke about someone what do you think he would say about him?
Look I know that sounds like I'm defending Trump but it's really not. He's obviously been fucking kids. "Blowing Bubba" is funny but it's not a smoking gun.