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If you drink something that is about the same ionic concentration as your blood, you can absorb a lot of it safely.
If you drink something much much saltier than your blood it will pull water out of your blood cells.
If you drink something with very few ions it will hydrate your blood cells, but drinking too much can burst your blood cells as they try to absorb to much.
Damn lucky I've been somehow drinking exactly the right amount of stuff so that I haven't died yet
Just don't enter any water drinking contests and you'll be fine!
What about blood drinking contests, since that will match your daily contents?
Found the vampire.
I remember that. Same city my office is in.