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You can totally pet bears. Once.
With "bears" being plural, I think it's very possible you score one pet on one bear but do not find time in your remaining days on earth to get your hand(s)/stump(s)/organ(s) into some scritches on the second one.
Therefore I must, with the utmost politeness, disagree with your assertion!
And I just know this is a great metaphor for some manufacturing defect or race condition I've investigated at work, lol.
Speaking of which, in that analogy the "remaining days on earth" would definitely be stored as a double precision floating point and not an integer. I mean obviously, lol.