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Find a colon scent that works for you. You'll be surprised how women respond to it and it'll make you feel more confident! One of my favorites smells like wood and leather, for example.
Love to know what your diet is.
They're actually a beaver.
Then it would smell like vanilla
The lovely part is that the voiding of said area has a unique sound. Just imagine, as the beaver buddy, hearing three distinct sounds coming from the bathroom. You'd know which one to head in after to take a sniff.
You’re about to find a few of the lucky 10,000 with that comment.
No, beavers smell like fish.