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I wish i could just turn off on command.
I seriously don't get it. My wife can do it every night. She just lays down and goes to sleep. Like what? I need at least three hours of wrestling my worst thoughts before I can sleep
my wife gets mad i can turn off, so sometimes she punches me to wake me up just so i suffer along with her
I call mine "Magikarp" when she flops around in her sleep and hits me. She, uh, is not amused with the nickname, lol.