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Gandalfs a hobbit hiker (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

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[–] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago (33 children)

I think that is a literal storyline in Belgarath the Sorcerer. The wizard, Belgarath, spends thousands of years monitoring and manipulating various family lines. One of those is a line of dryads who are tiny and all female. He was "forced" to mate with them or they would kill him with bows, but he didn't really complain about it. He is able to avoid these "conflicts" in the future after discovering chocolate makes them orgasm.

Some times you don't think about how weird this shit gets until you explain it to someone else.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Bad memories since I read last week about David and Leigh Eddings having both spent a year in prison for horrific abuse of their adopted children :(

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 16 points 1 month ago

Well... fuck.

The simple word "extensive" on Wikipedia says plenty.

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