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What if the aliens kill us and take our garlic ๐ค
Take solace in the fact they probably won't know how to grow more.
Garlic is so easy to grow they'd probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
Ah, but they "took" it - presumably to their world where who knows if it'll grow? Of course, there's a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin...
Oh, well. There's always the fact they didn't get the butter.
Hey, we all have our blind spots... ๐คทโโ๏ธ