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Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown (www.wired.com)

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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 144 points 1 month ago (33 children)

Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed HR 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of HR 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.

Y'all fucked. Bail now. There's way better places to live out your days on earth .

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 39 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I wish it was as easy as just bailing. I very much want to, but I can't afford it, and with the coming depression, I especially won't be able to afford it.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe you should try being more privileged.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta hope I roll better stats next campaign damn

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah. Dumbfuck. You totally misallocated your startinf points.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We can guess your dump stat!

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spelling?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah idk, i wasn't actually going anywhere with that

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can't be charisma or self awareness. I'm fucking great.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Lol nice

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