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Anon learns about history (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Sv443@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sudo@programming.dev 144 points 3 months ago (10 children)

If you want a sample of how crazy Chinese history can get look at the Tai Ping rebellion:

Student fails Civil Servant Exam for the third time and has a mental breakdown
starts claiming he's Jesus' little brother who trained him to fight demons in his dreams
more dead than WWI

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You doubt Jesus Hong Christ?

That's it, Wing King Shi Dakai Lord of Five Thousand Years is going to escort you out of the Heavenly Kingdom.

Now you won't ever get to eat grass with the Heavenly King.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

No no no! The true second coming of Christ was Sun Myung Moon!

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