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[โ€“] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 144 points 2 months ago (3 children)

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

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[โ€“] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

"Hey! It was MY turn to shoot him (on camera)!"

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