Vampires

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"Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires.
What explains our enduring fascination with vampires? Is it the overtones of sexual lust, power, control? Or is it a fascination with the immortality of the undead?"

Feel free to post any vampire-related content here. I'll be posting various vampire media I enjoy just as a way of kickstarting this community but don't let that stop you from posting something else. I just wanted a place to discuss vampire movies, books, games, etc.
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The Pope added a "maximum range/volume" to the blessing of holy water, to ensure no one blessed water en masse. We don't want regular ocean water or toilet bowl water to be holy. (aussie.zone)

submitted 3 months ago by Zagorath@aussie.zone to c/vampires@lemmy.zip

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A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Jokes by u/OneChrononOfPlancks, posted to Tumblr.

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

Reply from red-faced-wolf:

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

Reply from scienceandfandoms

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cleric: Mind your manners, scum. Don't forget how we dealt with your kind in Aafrika.

Vampire: YOU KILLED HUNDREDS OF MY KIND, YOU MONSTER!!!!!

Bard: Um, what the heck did you do?

Cleric: I blessed the rains down in Aafrika.

[–] SuperNinjaFury@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

The bards name? Toto