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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake, don't worry. This won't happen for another three or four months into our Fourth Reich speedrun, at least.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't know how much more of this I can take; I'm starting to think I need to kill Ronald Reagan.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I've got some bad news for you, unless you own a DeLorean. (In which case, obligatory "Ha! The actor? Then who's vice president, Jerry Lewis?")

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe you could watch a movie to take your mind off it. Have you seen Taxi Driver?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and kill Ronald Reagan tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be greaaat.