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Lander, this is Houston. There's been a request that you turn clipping back on and instead set the mass to 1kg. The theorists believe that will be pretty funny.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3294/
I can tell by the syntax that our reality simulation isn't a Bethesda product. Well that and the lack of random at collision doesn't regularly launch things across the sky.
And robbing stores standing on someone's head never seems to work, either.