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Tell me you’ve never been close to a woman without telling me.
It’s like you didn’t even fully read the image hahahaha
Is this your first day on the internet?
Not everyone has to speak in the same shitpost-y way that some of you enjoy. The internet is as varied as the users.
Your joke clearly didn't land with anyone here.
I’m sorry for hurting your feelings.
I'm sorry you weren't clever enough to deliver an actually funny joke.
Joke? While I don’t know if you’re male or female, I really, sincerely suspect you have a small, wispy mustache.
It took you over two weeks to think of that, eh?