Wizards

Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
Looking like a model for Alzheimer's disease
Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
You're baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
But here's a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
Oh your hair keeps thinnin
Them thin lips grinnin
Your eyeballs spinnin
And I keep on winnin
Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
Is my speech to new for you? Your mum's an eager lass
You wanna come at me for I'm speaking too crass?
But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your ass

Booyah

Wizard, get off the stage, your health is soft, You need to quaff a potion to cure your cough. Oh, you think your precious little staff can halt the gaffe where everybody looked at you and began to laugh? Old man, take a look at yourself, you're not top shelf, you're lesser than a cobbler's helper elf.