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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm_RxlybWhQ
That video shows how and the first comment has the pattern written out
For those too lazy to search for the comment:
Lizard coaster Pattern
Body
R1: MR ch2, 10 dc in MR, slst, ch 2 [10]
R2: 10 dc inc,, slst, ch 2 [20]
R3: (dc, dc inc) *10 slst, ch 2 [30]
R4: (dc, dc inc, dc) *10 slst, ch 1 [40]
R5: Reverse sc in every stich
Tail
R1: MR, ch2, 4dc in the magric ring, slst, ch 2 [4]
R2: (dc, dc inc)*2, slst, ch2 [6]
R3: 6 dc, slst, ch2 [6]
R4: (2dc, dc inc)*2, slst, and cut off long tail for sewing [8]
Mouth
red yarn:
ch 10
R1: skip 1st st, 8 sc, (3 sc in 1 st), 7 sc, inc, slst, ch1 [20]
R2: inc, 7 sc, 3 inc, 7 sc, 2 inc, slst ch 1 [26]
R3: (sc, inc), 7 sc, (sc, inc )*3, 7sc, (sc, inc)*2 [32] cut off and weave in yarn
pink yarn: (tounge)
in the third stich from the red chain, ch 10
skip 2 st, 8 hdc [8]
slst and cut off extra yarn, weave in from behind
Green: (head)
R1: ch 14, slst in the first ch making a circle
R2: ch1, hdc2tog, 10 dc, hdc2tog, slst ch 2 [12]
R3 dcinc, 2 dc, 6hdc, 2dc, dcinc, slst ch 2 [14]
R4: 2 dc, 3 hdc, 4sc, 3 hdc, 2 dc, slst ch 1 [14] cut off yarn
Upper lip
at the 5th st from the head, insert green yarn
R1: ch2, dcinc, 6dc, dcinc [10]
R2: ch2, turn dc2tog, 6dc, dc2tog [8]
R3: ch2, turn dc2tog, 4dc, dc2tog [6]
R4: ch2, turn dc2tog, 2dc, dc2tog [4] ch1, cut off extra yarn
lower lip
R1: ch1, 6 hdc [6]
R2: ch1, turn hdc2tog, 2hdcdc, hdc2tog [4] ch 1 turn
attach red mouth piece and tounge by sc in every stich, slst, cut off extra yarn and weave in stuff in
eyes (white) *2
R1: MR, 6sc in MR [6]
R2: slst, ch1, 6 sc [6]
slst and cut off extra yarn
Glue on eyes and heads for pupils
attach head and tail at opposite ends,
Put stich marker 4 st away from each direction for limbs
Legs: *4
ch7, slst, skip 1 st st, 2 slst, (ch2, skip 1st st , 2 slst) *2, 4 sc, slst and cut off and weave in yarn
amazeballs!!!! Thank you kind stranger.
You're wecome!
This way the guide can get lost on youtube and on lemmy! 🤪
haha too true. now i feel all the more compelled to prove us all wrong, and actuallymake this rather than adding it to my random collection of (cool) patterns, never to be seen again....