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Fine, if you don't like sports we can talk about the stock market. Tesla and Palantir, bro. Oil futures to the moon. Selling reverse vix puts. Alpha beta gamma I'm going to be rich.
I often think about just fighting fire with fire.
Do you think the God emperor is needed to power the warp or is that juat propaganda?
What do you mean you don't know warhammer?
So you only know the lore before the warp?
Surely you know the Horus heresy?
That's weird, there are like 300 books about it.
Do it.
Man, those crypto bros somehow have even less self awareness than the sports dudes
What’s your favorite looks maxxing hammer?
Can't go wrong with the classic sledge
“Ball-Peen” hehehehe