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Like, I've seen a bunch of people freaking out when a goose starts chasing at them, but a goose has a very strong weakness in that it's got a very long neck, and most human beings have fast hands.
I'm pretty sure that if a goose attacks you and you grab it by the neck, you win the encounter.
You get the experience points.
And you have an incredibly inexpensive Christmas dinner.
Worked with geese, can confirm, this is how you do it. One hand on the neck and one on a wing. Goose gets annoyed but not hurt.