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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/

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[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

In Finnish we typically say "Än, yy, tee, nyt!", because our word for "now", nyt, is composed of letters N, Y and T.
The "y" is pronounced roughly the same way as "ew" in "new". "ä" in the same as "a" in "cat", and "e" is the same as "e" in "well".

How about translating this to English and using the following as the standard?

"Aehn, oh, double you, now!"
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[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The three syllable 'w' kinda ruins it.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Eh everyone says "dubya" anyways

[–] Ispanico@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, is that why people call george w bush dubya? As a non native English speaker I wouldn't have thought of that in a million years

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

Yep! Also, if you aren't familiar with the way words are either stressed or elided in spoken english, you're probably so confused when you hear native speakers talk 😅

We literally don't pronounce most of the sounds in most of the words we say. If you go around pronouncing every syllable of every word you'll sound insane

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