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Portland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trials (www.oregonlive.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Bot@sub.community 43 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You have one job!

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of many reasons why electing judges is dumb.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow, judgy.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

At least someone is.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently, she has two...and campaigning to keep her job matters more than doing her job...