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Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel (theonion.com)

submitted 1 day ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] auntieclokwise@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean we've known for awhile that Trump and Satan are a thing, thanks to South Park's documentary work. And, last I checked, Satan was an angel.

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

An archangel actually I believe

[–] auntieclokwise@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hadn't heard that. Wikipedia doesn't mention it. Wouldn't matter anyway because archangel is a subtype or rank of angel. I suppose technically, he's a fallen angel.

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

I don’t remember where I heard it, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was from a movie or tv show XD

So… source: my bad memory