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[–] markz@suppo.fi 144 points 4 months ago (26 children)

Not that weird. Usually these types can't shut the fuck about it.

The internet search history from Richins's phone included "what is a lethal.dose.of.fetanayl" and "luxury prisons for the rich America"

Lmao

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 78 points 4 months ago (18 children)

As a defense attorney I would've immediately declared my client mentally disabled and listed the search history as proof.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 83 points 4 months ago (17 children)

Good Lord. Pic of internet searches shown in court.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Big "Can u get pregante" vibes.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

can youur husban.get pragnet from fentonall.pioiisoneng

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