so_pitted_wabam

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[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

Hell, yeah SCAM ALTMAN men can get BENT. I cancelled mine in solidarity with the Feb 13th crowd.

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip -2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

No love for Yao here I guess. Sorry for you Yao haters!!

 

For real. Respectfully I would like to ask: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! This man was a 7’6” god among mere mortals, absolutely dominating the NBA and single-handedly yanked the China market into basketball’s orbit. Nineteen points, nine rebounds, blocking shots like only YAO could AND NOW? Silence.

It’s like everyone forgot Yao. Is it because his career was short by injuries? Pathetic. We celebrate guys who barely sniffed the level Yao was at, but Yao? Gone from the conversation. Are we that short-sighted? That fickle?!

We should be talking about him every day. We should be building shrines. Instead, we sit in this abyss of disrespect, pretending like he never shifted the ENTIRE landscape of the game.

WAKE UP. Open your eyes. The sleeper will awaken soon, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it.


A Poem for Yao (If You Even Care):
Towering giant, forgotten too soon,
You rose like the sun, set by the moon.
We failed you, Yao, with silence and lies. Heed the call before the sleeper cries.


It’s too late.

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Most based source in the thread 💯

Thank you for sharing you’re experience 🙏

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Classic 🔥

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Every way possible depending on the situation and how far down it’s burnt.

 

I can’t find anyone even mentioning it once on Lemmy! Maybe I’m searching bad, but is anyone else watching this A grade new reality television programming?

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

I use the trail mix philosophy in most situations:

Eat the best item first and then all you’re left with is the best of what is left. Ie - eat all the m&ms first 🤣

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Purple is a fruit!

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish TextEdit supported markdown 🥹

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Yeah from what I understand you can pull up, say the magic words, give no documentation of any type, then leave without the baby

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I suppose adding “US” before “states” would have been a more inclusive language choice, but I was going for conciseness over inclusivity I guess. Using context, I feel that the meaning of my title is still clear.

I do however apologize to anyone that may be offended by my language choice!

[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Omg, that is insane! Imagine coming home from work like

“Honey, I dropped the baby off at the fire station today and the fireman yelled ‘BACK BACK NO TRADE BACK’ when I handed it over, so I’m pretty sure the decision is final. I hope you weren’t too attached to the babe.”

 

Pretty wild! All states give you at least 30 days to dump your baby, no strings attached. Some states give you 60 days!

I feel like more people should know about this! It seems like a highly under utilized ability.

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