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I mean, it definitely gives you more than just empty calories. It can be quite pleasant.

Obviously you have to glue the shreds back together first.

nobody in the world’s richest, fattest country - where the fattest people are the poorest ones - is dealing with “hunger”.

Source?

You got this, man.

Does the Fediverse have a "He will be baked" comm?

It's about 50/50 on whether it'll be something sweet and inspiring or something really fucked up.

Like this could have just as easily ended with a scene of him hanging himself during that lovely sunrise.

Anyone else wince as soon as they see a Dave Contra comic?

Calling me out for what?

It's funny, I actually don't remember every interaction with him. Of course you do, apparently, since you're his little lapdog. It's uncanny that you're there every time I see him...