Your sister is a piece of shit.
krooklochurm
joined 2 months ago
I'll excuse capitalism if it provides me a pet raccoon. Just this once.
Donald Trump and Bill Clinton walk into a bar and up to the counter.
The bartender says: "what'll ya have?"
Bill Clinton says: "I'll have a beer"
And Donald Trump says: "I'll have a mffrrgerhrhrhmfrnnnggggh"
To which the bartender replies: "hey, where'd the other guy go?"
I don't really give a shit how we get pet raccoons as long as I get a cuddly mischievous pet raccoon. Congrats, you're in charge of the project. Now go science me up a best friend.
It sounds like there's a possibility that living alongside humans is selecting against that though.
I'm sure that with a little help from my friend selective breeding we could turbo charge this naturally occurring process to produce lovable cuddly furry raccoon pets that I could call friends.
I'd add that pedophilia could be the genera and ephebophile the species.
Or whatever the corresponding trinomial nomenclature is.
A teenager is still a kid. Legally, ethically, morally.
Benadryl: take as much as you can and SEE THE HATMAN AND SPIDERS AND SMOKE CIGARETTES THAT ARENT THERE AND DRIVE A CAR WAIT YOURE NOT DRIVING A CAR YOURE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM WHY IS THERE BROKEN GLASS, WAIT NO THE GLASS IS FINE THE HAT MAN FIXED IT THE SHADOW PEOPLE ARE YOUR FRIENDS BUT WAIT NOW THEYRE NOT SHADOWS YOURE AT A PARTY WHERE DID EVERYONE GO WHERE IS YOUR CIGARETTE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIDERS.
That's what conservatives do. They are venal, disingenuous, self-absorbed, hateful little people.
What if you stand naked at dawn at the top of the highest mountain and fart exactly when the sun comes up? Well, then a unicorn will ascend over the hill and grant you your heart's desire.
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Oh my god this is awesome.
I hear raccoons don't make very good pets but maybe we can turbo charge the process that's happening right now.
I want a pet raccoon
Oh my god do you WANT to get banished to the root cellar again?