fonix232

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

But have you ever thought about what Hunter Biden made

He made a bunch of dick pics of his massive schlong, and certain Republicans were so enamored by it, they had to show it off to all their colleagues.

This is such two tier HR. If I went around showing nice dick pics of big schlongs, I'd be fired. And the ones who actually did it are still in office.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

As in, the whole "no President shall serve more than two terms" thing.

Trump didn't have two consecutive terms so he gets a third.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

We don't think about you at all.

Yet your shit keeps falling into my backyard and fucking it up.

Would your fuckup not affect the rest of the world I'd be making popcorn by the bucket watching you melt down.

Sadly, you DO affect other countries. So please shut the fuck up and fix it.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Nope, it was based on one of the, I think, 3.5 one shots?

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was once in a game where the GM allowed his buddy to be a build like that, but in a nifty "hidden origins" way, where the PC slowly realises their own immense power, but is super clumsy with it, so they're an active danger to the party but you also can't just leave them at an inn because they can potentially destroy the world if they have a nightmare...

Then he got turned into the campaign's secret big bad that was only revealed at the very end. THAT worked out well. Turned out he could control his powers and just used us to get rid of his also evil archnemesis of his before attacking the party.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 33 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Special skill: bag of holding with infinite cabbage and bean stew supply.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

The US and interfering with every single fucking American state, name a more iconic duo.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

Kinda hard to communicate well when 90% of the media is owned by shitsacks who want to see even this center-right version of Labour to fail...

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They'll try to word the change in a way that it only applies to his tangerineness the Great Leader and nobody else.

the already floated idea was that the wording to be changed so it only applies to two consecutive terms. Which would exclude Obama.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

I had to double check to make sure I wasn't reading The Onion. These word salads are literally on the level of a parody of the orange turdsack.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

About 15 years ago, yes. There were a few videos of him talking borderline eloquently about political issues, but then again back then he was supporting the Democrats.

I'm more and more suspecting that like Fetterman, he had a stroke too that put him down this path.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

There's always dookie in the banana stand?

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