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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Trump floats

I highly doubt that.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Plot twist, Santa is behind global warming so he can live in a tropical climate instead of a frozen tundra.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When a pov cuts to a shot showing both of them on screen, I'm not trying to Astral project mid wank.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 31 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If you look at how RFK jr is sitting, he's leaning back and to the left.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I prefer my meat not be filled with drugs.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

Every time a customer asks where something is, I tell them it's down aisle 14, we only have 12 aisles.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*Shrugs and continues chewing the bone.*

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hook it up to a computer through bluetooth then you can set up something to make it run full speed for an extended time.

Alternatively, Thps game with infinite grind then hit a circle bowl.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I just keep slapping the red button?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I'd fight Frankenstein's monster before I'd fight that atrocity.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 128 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That autism kicks ass?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Now I gotta go watch a Guru Larry video.

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