Just don't let Andre The Giant do the baking.
dumbass
joined 1 year ago
Finally some art I can relate to.
Janeway just won't stop fucking with the timeline, so her file never stops growing.
I'm also a dumbass.
Dorceleness feels about right for me.
Hopefully they freeze his pay.
Hahahah wtf is this world anymore, beds getting fucked up because an internet service broke, this is the stupidest timeline.
They will fail to stop you.
There is absofukinglutely nothing stopping you from dressing like that, only yourself.
are the lizards friendly?
They're friendlier than the snakes are, a bit. But if they get ya, they lock jaw on you and good luck getting it off ya and you'll have an infected wound for sure, they will jump to bite you, they're slow walking but man can they jump fast.
I'm less scared of them.
Nah it's way worse than you'd think, we get biblical level swarms of bugs, magpies turn into into kamikaze bombers with knives for feet, you can't trust anything laying on the floor at all, because it's more than likely a snake or one of many big lizards chilling out, you can't trust hiding under trees because our snakes like to climb trees and divebomb humans or just fall off like idiots, the sun has personal beef with Australia for some reason, not sure what we did, but it's pissed at us.
So far this week, I've seen 3 bobtail lizards, one brought inside by my pug, one blue tongue lizard that made me nope the fuck back inside, it was his yard for a while and the magpies have been taunting me every time I go check the mail, so they're gonna attack me any day now, it's not even summer yet, all of that on my own property.
Stupid sexy Nuclear Engineer!