TRBoom

joined 4 months ago
[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are those old bananas in that glass??

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

what if he took out his dentures?

(I am so fucking sorry)

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

They would have sloppily released them well before now.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

My users are so good, I’m very lucky.

  • they reboot their laptop when they’re having troubles
  • they’ll look for tutorials I have made to solve their issues
  • they take their hands off the keyboard and mouse when I take control
  • they bring me pizza and snacks
  • they use the laptop bags I give them
  • they apologize when they break things and own up to it

So. Fucking. Lucky.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re not alone, it’s a pretty bad pun.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 week ago (10 children)

You take fall damage if you fall from somewhere high.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You would make a terrible fascist!

The bird flu is both real and not real. That way they can say there’s nothing to worry about while major egg producers quintuple their prices.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sounds about the right time to raise egg prices again!

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Smartest guy in the trailer park.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now is a good time for mutual aid.

Well any time is a good time for mutual aid…

But if you can assist, if you can donate, if you can lend a hand, now is a pretty good time to do so.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Continuing resolution. Basically if they can’t make a new budget the old one gets used.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just checked my local election results and it looks like a full sweep for the dems. :)

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