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HumanOnEarth
joined 3 months ago
So I've just decided that if the president of the United States can literally scam the dumbest people in the world out of money, it's carte blanche for me to do it as well. I'll return to morality if sanity ever returns to the world.
Are these midterms in the room with us right now?
This is a good one
That one in the middle on the bottom: "I am in incredible pain. Someone please put me out of this unbearable misery.
No fucking way. No fucking way.
No one will convince me this is real.
Unfortunately we don't currently have any aircraft capable of lifting your mom so we can drop her on them. Ah well.
Hopefully this just speeds up a coup.....
If he announces that he's going to speak remotely or by prerecorded video, no way I'm going to that event if I'm one of the invitees.
Ok, I want the files released as much as the next guy but you all realize they are going to be doctored, right? Like there is a ZERO percent chance anything incriminating Trump is going to be released. Ever.
He had 1,000 or whatever FBI agents going through all the documents flagging his name? What the fuck dors everyone think for?
One day, when they're ready, the files will be released. They will "exonerate" Trump. And an "angry" Trump will take his revenge against everyone who insisted he was in them.
Come on people, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see you're all walking into a trap with the "release the files" stuff. Mark my words. You're better off preparing to fight and/or live through tough times.
Starbucks has WAY more caffeine than most takeout coffee.
It messes with your gut probably because you're getting 200-300 mg of caffeine when you're expecting 100-150
Wow, they're going to bar everyone who wants nothing to do with them. What an initiative!
"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"
"Rainbow....."
"Ooohhhh yum gimme"
"....trout."