Fartemis

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[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We give them the option to take what they have and cut ties with the rest. If they go out kicking and screaming, SEIZE IT ALL!

This, especially for all the Republicunts with heavy ties in the current admin. Lay it out and give it to them like this. Look, we know for the last couple years during Trump, your finances have grown exponentially. Through wildly illegal means. So, it goes like this, you forfeit all of your ill gotten gains and walk away peacefully. We remove all the bullshit laws that were created and disperse the money towards the deficit and less fortunate. if you have one negative thing to say, just one! WE TAKE IT ALL! And you get to meet Mr. Guillotine!

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Natalie Harp was having NONE of it.

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Dude, this is sooo cool! As a Ninja Turtle, I LOVE this!

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

One garbage patch is good enough. We don’t need one in the Atlantic.

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I should report this! Where’s the warning!?! Unreal… 😂

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, I do kinda feel bad for Mrs. Dell. She’s wouldn’t have ever of been my cup of tea, but she was cute at a time. Now? Well, now she looks like a store mannequin, with heavy ass thick sharpie eye-liner. She’s gotta know that she looks…. Erm… like a freak, right? Like she could be a character in Outlast Trials.

On another note, I thought Kim was looking very bullfrog-ish. Watching a clip of Kimmel and he said the same damn thing! About spit out my drink! Glad we are on the same page.

Lauren, she’s a piece of shit! Straight up. I think she’s the most dangerous out of all of them. I know she’s giving bozos a hell of a show, though. Can’t blame the nerd for that. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Mackenzie is by far, and forever will be, the better woman!

Loomer… what a fucking train wreck that nasty bitch is. She’s fucking HIT! If I were stuck on a remote island with just her and humanity at the brink, I’m ripping my dick off! I’ll make an attempt to catch a fish for my last meal and promptly end my existence. ✌🏼

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

That’s funny… because before I come to check comments, this was exactly what I said!

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are the flavors? :P

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Well, that’s not very fair! I just watched a tiger maul a guy and I’m not to keen on that happening again! Although it probably will… Because that’s something like the second time in 10 years :P

Jokes aside, I agree. Fuck Kegsbreath and the entire republicunt party! These people are fucked in the head.

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattles me

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hey! These are actually pretty kick-ass!

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