Assassassin

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Immaculate, wish i could give you 10 upvotes.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I always told Mom that I'd make it in marketing!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're right, but I am contractually obligated to tell you to fuck off.

I will still be giving you an upvote.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Voldemort at least had style. Thiel is just a weird loser.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus looks like an extra for the GEICO caveman commercials, and Kirk's face is 10 sizes too big for that head.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Thiel looks like Voldemort with a nose.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't remember anyone asking for a transcript of an unhinged crackhead rant, yet here you are

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Without being able to view the article due to the paywall: are they "fracturing reality" or are they just "fucking lying"?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'd tell you, but I forgot 🤷

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sometimes the right does all the work of writing the satire for us

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