Assassassin

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

So that's where all the porn went!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They shouldn't have done this, it's in horrible taste. That being said, "Bend and SNAP for $500" would have been much more cleverer.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Luckily, a guide already exists to help you on your journey: https://youtu.be/0wjv9UqEFXY

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

IDK about that man, even when i was an inexperienced idiot (necessity for past tense arguable) I knew not to vote for obviously shitty people.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 175 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Household names like Chipotle and McDonald’s cautioned about flagging purchases among low-income customers.

"Flagging purchases" is an interesting way to phrase "we tripled our prices and cut staffing to the bare minimum and are surprised that it didn't result in infinite money".

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What about being really nice to people in some comments, then trolling/flaming the living fuck out of republicans in others?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 130 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm formally requesting that the trump administration not be given food until the shutdown is over.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nice, I Love File Systems

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

1/9 is careless c construction. Consolidate, center yourself, comment again.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

If only the AI could have given them a heads up.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Corrugated cylinder of cardboard

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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