Assassassin

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yes. I've also heard of Hanlons razor. Just because a philosophical concept exists doesn't mean it's universally applicable.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 222 points 1 week ago (39 children)

TW: suicide???

An autopsy report seen by Newsweek showed Ge was found tied with a bedsheet, with linens around his wrists and ankles in what the report described as a "hog-tied" position. The medical examiner noted that there had been other reported incidents of people who had hung themselves having done something similar, and that there were no obvious defense wounds.

Am I missing something here? How does someone hogtie themselves and then hang themselves? How is this being considered a suicide? Am I on crazy pills?

All day every day, baybeeee

Calm down sun tzu. I think the military can drop a few percentage points in funding to feed people. No idea why you're bringing in the UN like it's some kind of gotcha.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So who forgot your birthday as a kid?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

Can't believe you outed yourself and her grandmas as predators like that. Roblox will be reporting you to the authorities.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago

He bragged about "grabbing them by the pussy" and got elected. This scandal isn't even going to move the needle.

The bubble must grow

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Yes, very true. It would be so nice to be able to get that as an OOBE behavior rather than a hacked together set of registry hacks and patched executables. Not denigrating the devs of these projects, they do an amazing job out engineering Microsoft's attempts to stop them. It's just absurd that the primary/only option for the operating system of a set of devices as ubiquitous as personal computers is such advertisment riddled shit with no ability to even buy out of it.

Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein's penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Man, can you imagine how good a bare bones version of win 10 would be? Drop all the useless software and telemetry services, only run the 3 or 4 background services that people use, and use flat window decorations like win 8. Essentially a modernized windows XP. Would be rad.

How could I when I've been being notified it's existence for the better part of the last decade?

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