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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

No, just Cheeto dust.

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

it is also worth pointing out because we are thinking of the car comparison... but cheetah's only spend a very brief time anywhere close to their top speed (usually under 30 seconds). A cheetah attack is over one way or the other in seconds, and a cheetah would almost die of heat stroke if it sprinted for a full minute.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

IIRC one of the big evolutionary advantages of Homo Sapiens as a predator at least was stamina - or our ability to run for comparatively long periods of time.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Imma need a big grant to find out. Really big. Like, Summer House big.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 51 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Probably not, thanks to their nictitating membrane (or haw).

It's an extra see-through eyelid that keeps dust and debris out of their eyes.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

So they are related to Vulcans? /s

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

Clearly. Where do you think they got those ears from?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

And here I was thinking they must be amphibians.

[–] RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

Oh so like birds? That's cool!

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

Haaaaaw yeeeaaaahhhhh!

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

My front of my car used to get covered in bugs years ago, but not these days. Not a good sign.

But the OP’s shower thought made me chuckle! It’s something I’ve never thought about before.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

Cars are more aerodynamic, compounding the reduction in splatters caused by reduced populations. I can tell you my motorcycle helmet, little windscreen, and blunt nose catche a ton more bugs than my cars, which aren't even all that swoopy by modern standards. A splatted beetle or moth take up a critical amount of viewing space on a helmet, very noticeable

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Insect populations have halved in the last ten years

[–] gilokee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

if only that happened specifically to mosquitos. blegh.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Story time: once upon a time, back when I was much, much cooler than I am now, I used to ride a motorcycle. I had this bad habit of riding with the visor up and no sunglasses. That is, until one day, a bug got stuck in my eyelid. I had to ride for 30 minutes like that before I got home and was able to wash out my eyeball.

Moral of the story: eye protection! Always eye protection!

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 5 hours ago

Even with my visor down with a full face mask I had it happen once. I guess it came in through the neck somehow? I also had that fucker in my eyeball for like 30-40 minutes before I got to a gas station

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 7 hours ago

🫪

Oh no! Bugs!

😑

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Maybe that's why they don't smile a lot.

[–] Squatcher@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago

They actually love it