The claws look like a hipster mustache.
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2026
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He calls himself Scorpion, everyone else in the bar calls him Pseudo.
How else would they hitch a ride?
Just pay the dunmer driving the gigantic flea. They'll make a special trip, just for you. Same low price.
Must give amazing hugs
I believe they are (at least one of) the only animals that have venom injecting claws.
What? New fear unlocked I guess.
Lol luckily they are usually only between 2 & 8 millimeters long so they couldnt harm you even if they wanted to
Ohhhhhh. In that case they are kind of cute.
Yeesh looks like a tick scorpo hybrid
Little bit of bedbug in there, too.
bites you
They're also tiny. I had one land on my arm recently and it was maybe 7mm in the lobgest dimension when fully stretched out.
So big "u wot mate?" energy with the tiny waving pincers.
Fuck that. They look non-pseudo enough for me.
Well I don't care what you think! I'm crossposting things either way!
For deciding who shall go and who shall stay
Opening jars
They need them to brag to their fishing buddies.
Just a pinch
Clearly this should be called the "Caliper Bug".
They need them claws for pinching them thicc booties!
It's just describing how big the fish they caught was
Seen a few of them here in Nova Scotia and thought they were ticks at first
These are good little friends to have around.