Floppy waffles? No deal
this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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And a pretty girl who has already eaten.
One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn't get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I'd never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can't (and that's okay, they shouldn't be parents). That's what this picture makes me think.
I respect parents, it’s just not the lifestyle for me.
Every time I see one of these posts, it reads like ‘I can’t have kids because that would get in the way of my wanking and smoking pot time’ I mean, it is all good but it’s never ‘my job is very demanding and it would stop me from being able to parent’ or something.
Have kids. I've gone and raced in 2 lemons races this year with 2 more to follow as well as well have a few trips with the family. My wife has a Noah khan concert coming up and a Boston trip later this year.
Kids changed things but I assure everyone, I probably have a more active and fun life than most the depressed doom scrollers on here without the kids 🤷♂️
The kids aren't even that expensive once you get past daycare compared to a mortgage 🤷♂️.
Tacky interior and breakfast only consisting of sweets? No thank you
Eating a multi course breakfast like this in bed would be both gross and inconvenient, let's not lie to ourselves.
It's like using your laptop poolside. Seems cool but actually sucks ass.
Yep, the idea is far better than the reality.
Enjoy your breakfast in bed, sweetie. Then get the hell up so I can wash the sheets, because crumbs in the bed is absolutely nasty.
I can't tell if the food is on the bed or on a table in front of the bed.
I put those puppies training pads in my bed so I can catch the syrup I drip and that sticks to my fingers after.
I’m okay with croissant crumbs on my pillow, it detracts from the feeling of my eye boogers.
People like you should be culled.
Eating jam near white bed sheets? No thank you!
I'll stick with eating at a table.
Me, eating out a twinks ass in the bed: "suit yourself I guess"
Shared happiness is double happiness. My son would love this.
I wish antinatalists the help that they need.
This is some bless-your-heart level of passive aggressive, lol. I don't think our society deserves any more bodies. And I am not selfish enough to foist this on another being just for my own gratification.
The implication is to have breakfast in bed with your partner, not alone
As an antinatalist, I assure you the parents need a lot more help than us (and they're not shy about asking for it)
This and kids, yes!
This and rescued dogs
No children.
If I have the resources to do this whatever it is, then yeah bring down the whole neighborhood
Ugh the ACHKTUALLY nerds out in full force 🤣
EWWWWWW GROSS, SOMEONE MIGHT SPILL A CRUMB IN MY BED THAT WILL BE CLEANED IN 2 HOURS!!!!! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
Nerds 🤣
Crumbs in the bed are the riders of the apocalypse. They will eat you in your sleep.
Ok boomer