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[–] gurty@lemmy.world 10 points 46 minutes ago

Every time I see one of these posts, it reads like ‘I can’t have kids because that would get in the way of my wanking and smoking pot time’ I mean, it is all good but it’s never ‘my job is very demanding and it would stop me from being able to parent’ or something.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 5 points 30 minutes ago

Eating jam near white bed sheets? No thank you!

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Eating a multi course breakfast like this in bed would be both gross and inconvenient, let's not lie to ourselves.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago

I put those puppies training pads in my bed so I can catch the syrup I drip and that sticks to my fingers after.

I’m okay with croissant crumbs on my pillow, it detracts from the feeling of my eye boogers.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 1 points 20 minutes ago

I can't tell if the food is on the bed or on a table in front of the bed.

[–] Seppo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 hour ago

Shared happiness is double happiness. My son would love this.

I wish antinatalists the help that they need.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago

Tacky interior and breakfast only consisting of sweets? No thank you

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'll stick with eating at a table.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Me, eating out a twinks ass in the bed: "suit yourself I guess"

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn't get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I'd never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can't (and that's okay, they shouldn't be parents). That's what this picture makes me think.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 hour ago

This and kids, yes!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 32 minutes ago

If I have the resources to do this whatever it is, then yeah bring down the whole neighborhood

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today -2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Ugh the ACHKTUALLY nerds out in full force 🤣

EWWWWWW GROSS, SOMEONE MIGHT SPILL A CRUMB IN MY BED THAT WILL BE CLEANED IN 2 HOURS!!!!! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

Nerds 🤣

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 25 minutes ago

Crumbs in the bed are the riders of the apocalypse. They will eat you in your sleep.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago