Wow. Members of the first estate keep letting slip publicly who they really are and how they really feel.
Eventually, the third estate might get motivated to do something serious about it. Something terrible.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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That should be the very last thing he reads.
He just described what other bank bosses think.
This skinsuit and whatever is inside it are the main reason countries are failing, we have robots without any capacity for humanity in positions to direct our lives, not just in banks, politics, healthcare, security and none of them care about us, we're nothing to them, barely accepted as an annoyance that they have to pay.
I am very sorry ^that I got caught^
They don't view us as human beings or at the very least equal. Have no remorse for when terrible things happen to them.
Agreed that this is the actual feeling he has.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The only job that I am 100% certain could be successfully offloaded onto an AI is CEO.
I dunno, those Indian call center reps that can speak English but not understand it can already emulate what AI does fine. Both don’t understand what they are doing or saying and just following an obnoxious script.
Why do you think the US is repealing labor and safety laws? In the world that's coming, human life will be the cheapest resource.
Has he considered replacing saying things with eating shit and dying?
The problem isn't even this particular pos, its that almost all rich people think this way.
No he isn't.
"I'm sorry the lower value human capital heard me call them that."
He is sorry. Sorry he got caught.
Whew. Thank goodness that passed
Seven years guillotine. No trial.
CEOs shouldn’t apologize for fireable offenses. They should just be fired.
Out of a cannon.
Into the sun
The biggest clue was when they started referring to us as a "resource". We're just another input on their spreadsheet.
I used to work at a place that actually changed the name from Human Resources Dept. to Human Capital Dept. and none of the higher ups could figure out why that pissed everybody off.
Honestly, capital sounds better. Resources are something you comsume. Capital is something you invest with/in. People are just used to being called resources.
Honestly people being either a “resource” or “capital” still makes people sound like they’re vespene gas or something
Frankly “people team” is one I’ve been seeing and I think that’s disingenuous or condescending or something. I don’t know what I think it should be.
Who the fuck cares if he claims to be “sorry”? This wasn’t a case of awkward phrasing or poorly chosen words. It’s a reflection of how he thinks, and will continue to think. Even if he loses his job (which he won’t), he’d only be replaced by someone with the same attitude.
I hope he dies in a hotel fire
too kind. he should survive bankruptcy after having his identity stolen.
Oh good one! I like it
They are SO HORNY at the thought of not paying wages.
It's not even that since they usually end up paying more for AI even when it produces far worse results. The rich just hold a contempt towards the working class and would rather the money they'd use for salaries go to their rich tech company friends in the form of AI-use invoices
I had a boss that used to say shit like this. He would say we need to hire someone else to do something because I should be doing “higher value” work. He meant it as a compliment but I always felt it was kinda gross to think like that.
"Sorry not sorry that it was recorded." Why do they waste their time asking for forgiveness?
Luigi.
The Mario Bros of this world know that these rich fucks aren't being sincere.
Saying the quiet part out loud.
“Sorry I told you what I actually think”
Sorry he got caught.
He meant "vulgar pagans".
I love me some vulgar pagans. They're the best kind of pagans.